A Conversation Between Me and Seven Solaris Boxes

• Me: Hi, there! I need to manage user accounts across all of you.
• Solarae: Ha ha ha, good luck, fucker.
• Me: Aha! But I have a secret weapon. Kerberos!
• Solarae: Gahffffffk! Nooo! I refuse!
• Me: Dammit. I said, "KERBEROS!"
• Solarae: Mrfgk. Fine.